Mthokozisi Monday Motivations
Haters
It’s Monday, fellow South Africans. And on Monday we all look forward to Monday Motivation.
I am a self proclaimed motivational speaker and I welcome you to #MthokozisiMondayMotivation
This week’s Monday motivation is about HATERS. Also known as enemies, also known as baloi, and sometimes also known as relatives, neighbors and friends. According to a Google search the word ‘Hater’ is derived from the term ‘Player Hater, a phrase popularized by the late rapper, Christopher George Latore Wallace, Notorious B.I.G.
Now, we all know that haters Gon hate. No matter what you do you will never do right by the hater. And there’s a specific group of haters I’d like us to talk about. I call them ‘Career Haters’. Career Haters are those haters that become experts when they hate. Here are some examples of Career Haters:
• When you do something nice for yourself or buy something expensive for yourself or someone you care about, Career Haters will then become accountants, they become the credit bureau, or they become financial advisors.
• Another example of Career Haters is that when you decide to follow your own path and embrace your true self, Career Haters become magistrates. They judge you, they sentence you. And because you decided to embrace the real you, you will do what you love and you will love who you love. These Career Haters will become life coaches, analysts, they will even become pastors for the sake of making sure that you stop doing you.
NB: These Career Haters don’t have the experience or qualifications to partake in these careers. Some of them are like me, all they have is matric and the results on that certificate are madoda score.
YOU, yourself, might be a hater. If you do the following then you might be a hater:
1. If you are a super spreader event, you are a hater. Haters don’t like hating alone. Every chance they get they spread the virus.
2. If you always try to find what’s missing instead of what’s there when other people are doing their stuff, you, my friend, are a hater.
3. If you don’t want to see your ex shining, you are a hater (I’m also working on that myself, to be honest).
4. If you want to gather here to laugh at Chiefs, you are haters, all of you. I don’t care. That’s my team.
5. If people borrow you money and you don’t bring it back, you are a hater. Why do you want to be the reason why people don’t have their money?
In conclusion;
Don’t be a hater. Being a hater is a job with no basic salary, no incentives, no benefits, no medical aid. The only things you will achieve from being a hater are depression, loneliness and a permanent membership at the Self Hate Association.
– See you next Monday.
#MthokozisiMondayMotivation
Writes Mthokozisi Nkambule
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