When you’re in a relationship, it’s key to communicate what you want and to set boundaries. But this list is not at all what I mean.
Twitter user @kkeyes96 found a piece of paper in a traded in car last year that had a lit of 22 things someone’s boyfriend wasn’t allowed to do. According to Brobible, @kkeyes96 deleted the tweet of the paperafter almost 16,000 likes and over 5,000 retweets because people thought the list was made by his girlfriend (as far as we know, it wasn’t).
But the list has resurfaced and been tweetedout by actor Dave Vescio.
BREAKING NEWS: 'You are not to LOOK at a single girl and you must tell me you love me once a day': Girlfriend's bizarre list of strict rules for her boyfriend goes viral. The list demands 22 things her boyfriend can't do such as not taking longer than 10-minutes to text her back. pic.twitter.com/USIUJUYiep
— Dave Vescio (@DaveVescio) October 8, 2018
As you can see, the list is terrifyingly highlighted in multiple different colors and includes such rules as: “You are NOT to look at a single girl,” “You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again,” and “You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know your not messing around.”
The full list
You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat and Twitter)
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public)
You are NOT to go to Honda without me
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You are NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
Mo is to NOT hang out us every time we hang out
You are NOT to ask for head
You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
If we move in there are to NEVER ever be girls at our house
If we move in together your friends will RARLEY be allowed over
If I catch you around girls I kill you
You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know your not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back
AskMan
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